Fiction/Humor Memoir

Pharmatastical

The pharmaceutical industry is enormous, representing one of the world’s largest and most valuable sectors. The global pharmaceutical market is valued at approximately $1.5-1.6 trillion annually as of recent years, with consistent growth of 4-6% per year. This includes both prescription and over-the-counter medications. The industry is dominated by large multinational corporations like Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson, Roche, Novartis, and Merck, with individual companies often generating $40-80 billion in annual revenue. The industry employs millions of people worldwide, including researchers, scientists, manufacturing workers, sales representatives, and regulatory professionals. In the US alone, it directly employs around 300,000-400,000 people. Pharmaceutical companies collectively spend over $200 billion annually on research and development – one of the highest R&D intensities of any industry, often 15-20% of revenue. The industry’s size reflects both the critical nature of healthcare and the high costs associated with drug development, which can take 10-15 years and cost billions of dollars per approved medication. The number of lives saved by pharmaceuticals each year is difficult to quantify precisely, but the impact is immense and measurable in several ways. Since the development of modern pharmaceuticals in the 20th century, life expectancy has increased dramatically. In the US, life expectancy rose from about 47 years in 1900 to around 78 years today, with pharmaceuticals playing a major role alongside improved sanitation, nutrition, and medical care. Some estimates suggest pharmaceuticals may prevent 10-20 million deaths globally each year. Beyond mortality, pharmaceuticals dramatically improve quality of life for hundreds of millions of people with chronic conditions, mental health disorders, and other ailments. The exact number varies depending on methodology and what you count as “life-saving,” but the consensus is that modern pharmaceuticals prevent millions of premature deaths annually worldwide.

More specifically, antibiotics save millions from bacterial infections; antivirals treat HIV, hepatitis, and other conditions, chemotherapy, targeted therapies, and immunotherapies have transformed survival rates for many cancers, insulin and other diabetes medications prevent complications that would otherwise be fatal, antidepressants and other psychiatric medications prevent suicides and improve quality of life, and statins, blood pressure medications, and anticoagulants prevent millions of heart attacks and strokes annually. Who among us does not countless people who benefit from all of these drugs on a daily basis. I feel my extended family is relatively “normal” by American standards and I can say that except for HIV, we have some family member on pretty much all of these drugs. I, myself am on blood pressure meds which include statins, beta blockers, ACE inhibitors and a diuretic. I often wonder if this daily cocktail is really necessary (it gets regularly tweaked), but my blood pressure is noticeably lower and more in control, which I think its safe to say is a good thing. As for side effects, who’s to say, but nothing seems terribly amiss. I’ve recently noted the change in my diuretic and how that has completely eliminated my edema after many years of the problem. So, at the moment I am a fan of quality pharmaceuticals.

Now let’s talk about getting them (other than running across the border to Mexico and just buying them or something said to be them from a guy on the streets of Tijuana). I write mostly for people of my age, so I will assume everyone is either on Medicare or soon to be so. Prescription drug access on Medicare is one giant complicated ball or yarn. It’s called Medicare Part D and it’s specifically and exclusively about prescription drugs. It covers prescription medications you pick up at a pharmacy or receive through mail order. Sometimes its included under Medicare Advantage (Part C) and sometimes its separately included with hospital stays (Part A) our doctor visits and outpatient care (Part B), but mostly its its own thing under Part D, designed to fill the prescription drug gap that exists in Original Medicare (Parts A & B), which historically didn’t cover most outpatient prescription medications. So if you’re looking for comprehensive healthcare coverage, you’d typically need both medical coverage (Parts A & B or Part C) AND prescription drug coverage (Part D or Part C with drug coverage included). Are you with me so far?

Medicare prescription drug coverage gets paid for in lots of different ways. You can get voluntary coverage you can add to Original Medicare (Parts A & B), mostly offered through private insurance companies approved by Medicare or through that Medicare Advantage (Part C) thing. I do not want to address the specifics of deductibles, coverage gaps, co-pays, “donut holes”, catastrophic coverage, co-insurance, low-income subsidies, senior savings models and generic substitution plans. And assuming you can understand and navigate all of this, you then have to consider that plans have formularies (lists of covered drugs) that can change annually, your prior authorization may be required for certain medications and can be challenged regularly (this is happening with Kim’s Ozempic and has caused her no shortage of frustration) and you must all remember that since Medicare is an annual enrollment protocol, late enrollment penalties apply if you don’t sign up when first eligible. Needless to say, the system can be extremely complex, but still, most Medicare beneficiaries find significant savings compared to paying full retail prices for medications and the quality of life and lifesaving aspects of it all are meaningful.

I am currently in the middle of a pharmaceutical dance that is blowing my mind, but which Kim says is nothing compared to her Ozempic machinations. I am now COMPLETELY hooked on this Bumetanide (code name Bumex) since I’m liking my skinny ankles. My doctor insists that I get a blood panel to be sure I’m not becoming Potassium deficient. It seems Potassium deficiency (hypokalemia) can cause a range of symptoms and health problems, as potassium is essential for proper cell function throughout the body (deficiency can cause muscle weakness and cramps), its important to cardiovascular function (deficiency can cause arrhythmia, high blood pressure and palpitations), neurological function (deficiency can cause extremity numbness, irritability and even seizures) and digestion (deficiency can cause constipation, cramping and nausea, not to mention excess urination and glucose intolerance). I have run out of my initial supply of Bumex and am trying to get more. It turns out its more of a scares resource than I had imagined. My local pharmacy that filled the initial prescription told me they needed to order it. Meanwhile my regular mail order pharmacy is easier because they send a 90-day supply versus the 30-day supply from the regular pharmacy, so I put in an order there too, but they take two weeks to fill a prescription. When I went to the local pharmacy they told me the Bumex was on back order. Then, when they finally notified me of the availability they also sent me an email saying that the order had been cancelled by my doctor. This despite my explaining to the doctor’s office over the online portal that I needed both prescriptions filled.

After wrangling with the doctor’s office and getting them to approve the prescription again, the pharmacy finally texted that I could pick up the Bumex. Then, almost immediately they emailed and said I could not pick it up for two days due to insurance rules and that if that was a problem I needed to call a certain number. When I called I got put into a Walgreen’s automated response system and they reconfirmed the two-day pick up and was that OK? I said that it was not. They then said I could pick it up tomorrow and was that OK? Again, I said it was not. They then said I could pick it up later today and was that OK? I decided to not push my luck and I finally said OK. But that two day difference meant that insurance would not cover the cost. I am enough hooked on Bumex that I said, just pay up and get me my meds! Look, Bumex has been my savior (or at least my ankle’s savior) and I am currently in love with Big Pharma or whoever gets me my Bumex. I’m not so keen on Walgreens or my doctor’s office right now, but I’m treading lightly so as not to disrupt my supply chain. After my mail order delivery I should have almost 120 days supply, which feels very comforting. If I can manage the Medicare maze you would think I could handle the insurance/pharmacy/physician kluge. That is my pharmatastical story for today and I’m sticking to it.