Business Advice

About the Battle

About the Battle Battles rage every day in every aspect of life.  I am reminded today of a past battle which I feel is instructive and which I will characterize vaguely and with pseudonyms and made-up settings.  It is a battle fought over a decade ago, so I suspect the statute of limitations (defined by law and by life) has long expired.  Most involved in the battle probably wish it would just be forgotten, but…

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Memoir

Spring Break

Spring Break This is Easter Week and I guess that for much of the world, this is a good week for a vacation.  I find it a funny time to take a vacation.  I also understand that for people with kids in school, you take your vacations when your kids’ school holidays are planned.  Both of my ex-wives were quite rigid on the subject of taking kids out of school to take family vacations.  For…

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Retirement

The Old and the Restless

The Old and the Restless Our semi-annual gathering of the BT Legends group was held last night.  There was a total of fifteen of us in attendance.  We were a group of ex-bankers, so we were not terribly diverse even though there were three women in the group.  The rest were old white guys. Doing some approximate polling, I would say the age range was 61 to 81, but the mean was likely around 71…

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Memoir

Three Shawermas to Go

Three  Shawermas  to  Go        The Middle East is my kinda place.  I used to go twice a year for two weeks at a go.  Sometimes I would get a day off (Fridays, the holy day for Muslims) and sometimes I skittle up to someplace like Istanbul where they seem to care more about keeping to a Western workweek schedule than taking off their Sabbath.  I never went in summer and I was always careful…

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Retirement

It’s a Rich Man’s World

It’s a Rich Man’s World Money, Money, Money was written by ABBA in 1976, the very year I graduated business school and started a forty-three-year (so far) life in the business world.  The song is ostensibly about a woman (presumably a lithe young Swede) trying to find a rich man to take her out of her misery of working all day and all night to pay the bills.  She wants to go to Las Vegas…

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Retirement

The Princess and the Grain of Rice

The Princess and the Grain of Rice In 1992 I was asked to take over the Retirement Services Department of Bankers Trust Company.  At the time, Bankers Trust was the leading retirement services bank with more 401(k) participants being serviced and more pension funds being serviced than anywhere else.  I had been involved in the space indirectly by buying the largest pension company in Chile for the bank and buying, creating, and building an array…

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Fiction/Humor

What Makes Me Sick

What Makes Me Sick When you get past sixty, health suddenly becomes a big issue regardless of your state of repair. It all makes sense and you don’t need a big imagination to figure out why. For the longest time when I was young I thought I would be lucky to make sixty. Now, at sixty-five I have a greatly revised point of view, but probably not for the reasons you suspect. I have always…

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Politics

What a Difference a Day Makes

What a Difference a Day Makes Easter Sunday is meant to be a day of rebirth. I’ve never been a strict interpretationalist when it comes to the Bible, so you won’t see me talking about rising from the dead so much as mentally doing some major Spring cleaning. We do all have our “come to Jesus” moments in life and I feel as though thanks to AG William Barr, who could have given this report…

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Fiction/Humor

Napping on the Quaalude Sofa

Napping on the Quaalude Sofa It’s been a long time since we’ve done this. I’ve only been with Kim for fourteen years, but I can honestly say that I haven’t done this since the ‘80’s, when it was all the rage. And then we did it more in the Hamptons than anywhere else. It’s nice to do it again and I have to be honest and say that it was not without some trepidation that…

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