And As For The Gander Projection can be a wonderful thing. In this case I mean the kind of projection used so often by the liked of Donald Trump. If he calls someone out for lying, it is because he lies and is lying. If he calls someone out for corruption it is because he is inherently corrupt and is probably picking someone’s pocket the very minute he is making the accusation. When he calls…
Treat Em’ Mean It Keeps Em’ Keen I have a Welsh friend and while I have never been to Wales, I imagine it as a hard place where life has to be worked for one inch at a time. This friend was a rugby-playing, bar-brawling intellectual that one would think was reasonably enlightened, but no so much. Don’t get me wrong, he is a great friend of mine and we are Godfathers to one of…
War Games Soliloquy I can’t seem to help myself from getting into unintended projects. You’ve heard how this happens to me at my hilltop home, now let’s discuss my writing. I publish one story a day on this blog (occasionally supplemented with an extra and usually timely story here and there). That is about 1,300 words per day on average. People brag about Jack London writing 1,000 words a day every day. So, I think…
Lunch With Ralph A few months ago I wrote about finding out I had a new half-sister. From that encounter (we have been in touch several times via text), one of my other half-sisters found a long lost half-brother in the online world. His name is Ralph and he is two years younger than me. It seems our father spread his seed far and wide across California, Mexico and perhaps even in Venezuela, where he…
Dead Presidents Tomorrow is President’s Day. That makes this President’s Week when many school have their winter holiday. My own grandkids are up at my house in Ithaca enjoying the snow during their week off. George Washington was born on February 11th, and conveniently, the only other United States president whose birthday we choose to deem worthy of celebration is Abraham Lincoln, who was north on February 12th. For many years we celebrated each of…
The COVID Two-Step When the curtain comes down on the COVID story (assuming it ever does come down) the fundamental tales will include stories about Trump’s bungling of the science for presumed political gain (ironic given that it was probably his ultimate undoing), the testing challenge (including Trump’s moronic argument that less testing would lead to a better story through under-reporting), the development of therapeutics (overshadowed by the Sarah Cooper tweets mimicking Trump’s bleach-up-the-butt program)…
Commander Softpants Today Kim handed me a letter that was addressed to me and she had glanced at the addressee. She asked me who Commander Softpants was. I tried to think of something witty to tell her, but then I decided that the actual truthful story was better than anything I could make up. So, I decided to turn it into a story. I mean, why waste a perfectly good title and an interesting story…
Yucca Yucca Yucca Get too close to a Yucca and you get a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, actually a sharp sword-like leaf end. It’s actually a bigger and more serious hazard than I make it sound. Yucca leaves are about eighteen inches long and spring forth in every direction from the end of the branch. They actually form a sort of ball of green leaves about three feet in diameter. A…
The Ghost in the Darkness There is a middle-of-the-road ($75 million in box office) film from 1996 that stars Michael Douglas and Val Kilmer called The Ghost and the Darkness. It is the story of two man-eating lions that ravage and terrorize a crew of workers building the Uganda to Mombasa rail line through the village of Tsavo. It is a true story with a somewhat stylized script and tells about how Lt. Colonel Patterson…
Mud and Bands This is week twelve of my deck saga. I feel like Peter Mayle creating a document-drama about a year in Escondido and all the attendant house renovation projects and local characters that find their way to his door. For me there are three primary characters; Handy Brad, DoRight Dave and Rascally Rich. There are many other folks that work on the house in one way or another, but let’s start with just…