Not So Fast Abernathy
Not So Fast Abernathy One of my favorite old go-to jokes is about the Marine drill sergeant who has to find a way to tell one of his recruits that his mother has died. He is not a warm and fuzzy guy, so he comes up with what he thinks is a good way. At the next muster, once the troops are lined up at attention, he says, “Everyone who has a mother, take one…

