Fiction/Humor Politics

The Gatemaster

The Gatemaster Gozer the Gozerian is the evil Sumerian God who is also known as The Destructor and is equally worshipped by the Hittites and Mesopotamians. He or she (Gozer was gender-nonspecific way before it became popular) is served by an array of minions and demigods including Vinz Clortho, the Keymaster. Vinz is some form of half-dog and half-bear in his incarnation during Gozer’s first attempt to destroy the world in 1984. Gozer, who is…

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Memoir Politics

The Final Lie

The Final Lie There is something so symbolic about Tucker Carlson’s final send-off to his Fox News audience of some 4.1 million loyal sycophants. He ends by saying something stupid about how he will be telling them about how they are being forced to eat bugs and then quickly reminds them that he promises to see them all on Monday. That was last Friday and, of course, as we all know now, Monday morning he…

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Business Advice Politics Retirement

The Demographic Dividend

The Demographic Dividend I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about demographics. That stems from my writing of Global Pension Crisis in 2013, because you cannot talk about pensions and retirement dynamics without getting into demographics. I wrote that book on the back of a course I taught about pensions at Cornell’s business school from 2008 until 2017. In fact, I found the demographics that I kept seeing and tallying every year when I…

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Memoir Politics

The Big Picture

The Big Picture When you travel on vacation with a group, as we have done many times in the past with our motorcycle group, you end up spending time here and there with people who you might not otherwise go deep with. This happens at unusual times and places and under circumstances that perhaps even influence the nature of the conversation. Six years ago we did a flurry of travel in the fall of 2017.…

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Memoir Politics

Return to the Mist

Return to the Mist For some reason I am back on the get-up-early program. The good news is that I’m sleeping a bit longer at a stretch, but the bad news is that I’m waking up on East Coast time for some reason. One of the best parts about that is that I get a jump on the day and I get to sit at my desk and enjoy the view to the north. That’s…

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Memoir Politics

Cold Sunshine

Cold Sunshine The pig is in the poke and the poke is currently a split-screen on MSNBC with a bunch of law enforcement folks (presumably federal, state and City) hanging around the exit to the courthouse in Lower Manhattan with the other side of the screen a still shot of Donald Trump sitting tentatively and with cowed anticipation at a defendant’s table in the courtroom flanked by two high-paid attorneys on each side, waiting for…

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Memoir Politics

Never Wrestle With a Pig

Never Wrestle With A Pig You know the old adage. Never wrestle with a pig because you’ll get dirty…and the pig likes it. This is what we are hearing today as Trump left Mar-a-Lago and flew off to New York (LaGuardia Airport) to spend the night at his 33,000 square foot, $327 million condo on Fifth Avenue and 56th Street at Trump Tower. Oh, wait a minute, my mistake, I was defining the Trump Tower…

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Fiction/Humor Memoir Politics

The Tailor of Escondido

The Tailor of Escondido I stumbled on the twenty-year-old movie with Pierce Brosnan, Geoffrey Rush and Jamie Lee Curtis, The Tailor of Panama. The movie is a strange blend of international spy thriller and comedy, with Rush playing a well-connected Saville Row tailor doing business in Panama City, and Brosnan playing a disgraced MI-6 secret agent who goes around fabricating a Canal Zone fantasy to revitalize his flagging career. I have had three encounters with…

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Fiction/Humor Memoir Politics

A Nation in Handcuffs

A Nation in Handcuffs I was told yesterday that we would all be waking up to a new America today. This was, as you can imagine, due to yesterday’s indictment announcement about Donald Trump, the ex and 45th president. The word handcuff is getting used an inordinate amount today, mostly in the conjecture of whether Trump is likely to be forced to suffer a perp walk in handcuffs in addition to the obligatory fingerprinting and…

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Politics

EXTRA – Oh Boy! No Joy

Oh Boy! No Joy I have now watched over an hour of news on MSNBC about the indictment of former president Donald Trump by a Manhattan criminal grand jury. It’s been quite a show as I have sequentially watched MSNBC hand this piece of raw journalistic meat around three anchors and a countless number of pundits including presidential scholars, legal analysts, political and campaign analysts in New York, Washington D.C. and Florida. I have watched…

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