Fiction/Humor Memoir

Getting It Right

In the work I do around the house and grounds, sometimes I do something, plant something or build something that perfectly suits the spot. But that only happens some of the time. As much of a planner as I like to consider myself, when it comes to the gardens, I admittedly follow a more whimsical and random approach. There is planning involved in execution, but not so much in overall design. I tend to get…

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Memoir

Do the Math

I have promised myself that I will not write about my ongoing saga with weight loss too often. That said, in the 23 days since I started this new regime, I have already written about the process in one way or another four times. While that is only 17% of the stories I have posted, I heard inadvertently from my friend Steve from Phoenix that he wanted me to update him on my progress privately…

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Memoir

The Boys of October

Tonight, I am doing something extremely unusual for me. I’m watching game three of the World Series between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Toronto Blue Jays. You see, I’ve never been much of a spectator sports fan. I attribute this to both growing up for many years overseas (nine of my first 17 years), and to the fact that I didn’t have a male figure in my life since my father exited our family…

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Fiction/Humor Memoir

The Burning Man

Burning Man is an annual experimental community and arts event held in Nevada’s Black Rock Desert, which is in the remote northwestern part of the state. It has evolved from a small beach gathering into one of the world’s most distinctive cultural phenomena. Burning Man began in 1986, when Larry Harvey and Jerry James spontaneously built and burned an 8-foot wooden man on Baker Beach in San Francisco. The event was inspired by Harvey processing…

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Memoir Politics

Canadian Spam

Back in 1989 I was given responsibility in my business brief for my bank’s business in Canada. At the time, that consisted of one office in Toronto that took the form of what was called a Schedule B bank, which was basically a small banking office that performed all the basic functions of a bank. The operative word in that description is small. Canada was approximately 10-11 times smaller than the U.S. economy. The United…

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Love Memoir

Inspector Gadget

Inspector Gadget was a bumbling, cyborg detective and the main character of the animated TV series “Inspector Gadget” that premiered in 1983. He was a clumsy, well-meaning but incompetent detective with a body full of gadgets (hence the name). He worked for a law enforcement agency that constantly battled the evil organization M.A.D. (Mean And Dirty). He was completely oblivious to danger (in the Maxwell Smart tradition), and he accidentally and regularly solved crimes while…

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Business Advice Memoir

Waterwise Gridlock

With the AWS cloud storage outage that occurred yesterday, we are probably all wondering if we should be paying more attention to the AI and data center buildout issues that are being written about every day. I am also seeing more articles about how the data center demands on both power grids AND water supplies are starting to impact communities. Data centers use staggering amounts of both electricity and water and both are starting to…

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Memoir Politics

B-B-B-Bansai!

During the movie Tora! Tora! Tora!, the 1970 epic war film which depicted the attack on Pearl Harbor in 1941 from both the American and Japanese perspectives (considered one of the more historically accurate Pearl Harbor films, co-directed by American and Japanese filmmakers), the Japanese pilots never actually say, “Bansai!” They do say “Tora! Tora! Tora!” That phrase (which means “Tiger, Tiger, Tiger” in Japanese) became famous not just historically, but culturally (mostly thanks to…

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Memoir Politics

All Hail a New Pyramid

Several years ago why trying to build a megastructure on New York Harbor, the New York Wheel, I spent some time studying the whys and wherefore of megastructures in the history of mankind. People don’t “have to” build megastructures, but throughout history they’ve chosen to for several noteworthy reasons. The biggest of these is for demonstrating power and authority. Massive structures like pyramids show “we have the resources, organization, and power to do this.” They’re…

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