The Boys Are Back in Town Unlike Fred MacMurray, I do not have three sons (aka My Three Sons, the Americana TV series that ran throughout the 1960’s), but I do have two sons and they are just about all I can handle. They are two dramatically different individuals separated by thirteen years and two separate mothers. I can triangulate a few traits that they each have based on their mothers’ characteristics, but I would…
The Plot Thickens I am going to tell a tall tale here that is, unfortunately, all too true, or as Madeline Kahn said in Blazing Saddles, “It’s Twue, it’s Twue!” As I take on my Fireside Theater/Nick Danger/Dashiell Hammett/Sam Spade persona, I can’t help but think of Woody Allen’s Manhattan Murder Mystery when he tells his wife (Diane Keaton) that if she doesn’t follow his orders to not go snooping in the neighbor’s apartment, he…
Margin Call In my ethics course, I have stopped using the movie The Big Short because as entertaining as it is, it simply is not a particularly realistic version of whaat really goes on when the shit hits the fan on Wall Street. Don’t get me wrong, Adam McKay, made a very good movie and there are many many truths imbedded in the story McKay tells about the first six months of 2007. No one…
Water on the Brain We live in one of the only counties in California that tends not to have too many water restrictions. That’s good for me and especially good for my garden. I’ve spent a lot of time and a fair bit of money getting my irrigation up to snuff with its 25 zones and four programs with different watering frequencies and all zones having heir own watering duration. It’s not a perfect bespoke…
Wing Warping It’s Sunday morning and one of the best times to catch up on interesting stories of various kinds on TV. The habit most of us have these days is a cable news habit, which is prone to drilling down on the hot issues of the moment, trying sometimes too hard to make something out of very little or nothing. Hopefully, you are watching a cable channel that does not use that drill down…
Selling Out the Cheap Seats Tonight we are watching Seabiscuit, which is one of the great inspirational movies. It always leaves me with a lump in my throat, especially when the Depression-era narrative is explaining the backdrop of the socioeconomic lay of the land across America in the 1930’s. Seabiscuit raced from 1935 to 1940, when the weariness of the Great Depression had worn down the common folk of America. Seabiscuit was a horse of…
What’s Up With Pumpkins? When I was growing up, Halloween was a very special kids’ holiday, mostly because of Trick-or-Treat, but also because of the pageantry of the costumes and the fun and spooky events and parties. It really is a kid’s paradise, and at the center of it all is the ubiquitous jack-o-lantern, which are created as another special event of carving pumpkins on the kitchen table. From my youth, you had two choices…
Jury Duty One of the obligations of citizenship in this country is to make yourself available for jury duty when and if called. We cannot pontificate about the importance of the rule of law, a topic that gets mentioned every five minutes or more on cable news these days, if we do not help to support the judicial system by making yourself available to become part of the proverbial jury of our peers to adjudicate…
Not So Fast Abernathy One of my favorite old go-to jokes is about the Marine drill sergeant who has to find a way to tell one of his recruits that his mother has died. He is not a warm and fuzzy guy, so he comes up with what he thinks is a good way. At the next muster, once the troops are lined up at attention, he says, “Everyone who has a mother, take one…
Adjusting to Reality I’m back at home now (actually on my second day already) and I am slowly getting back into the swing of life on the hilltop. We were gone for almost three weeks, but that was shorter than the five weeks we were away in Ithaca and on our cross-country trip this summer, but this must have been more of a real vacation to me because I feel like I need to come…