Fiction/Humor Memoir

High Attitude

When I was a kid, a fixture on Saturday afternoon television was ABC’s Wide World of Sports, which dominated the sports anthology broadcasting market from 1961 to 1997. Few TV programs have run longer (Meet the Press, The Tonight Show, Sesame Street, and The Price is Right are among those few). Who can forget “The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat!” Back in 1986, I was watching Wide World of Sports one day…

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Pharmatastical

The pharmaceutical industry is enormous, representing one of the world’s largest and most valuable sectors. The global pharmaceutical market is valued at approximately $1.5-1.6 trillion annually as of recent years, with consistent growth of 4-6% per year. This includes both prescription and over-the-counter medications. The industry is dominated by large multinational corporations like Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson, Roche, Novartis, and Merck, with individual companies often generating $40-80 billion in annual revenue. The industry employs millions…

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Flotsam & Jetsam

Flotsam and jetsam are maritime terms that refer to different types of debris found floating in the ocean or washed up on shores, though they’re often used together colloquially to mean “odds and ends” or “miscellaneous items,” and especially things that have no control over their provenance and at at the mercy of fate. Flotsam refers to wreckage or cargo that floats on the water after a ship has sunk or been wrecked. It comes…

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Fiction/Humor Memoir Retirement

Looking, Acting and Being Old

We may occasionally try to pretend that the wisdom of age and perhaps the hurdles to attaining a ripe old age make the aged revered. Bullshit. The only honest comment along those lines is that growing old is better than the alternative. There is truth to the fact that wisdom and experience, which mostly only come with age, have value. If only I knew then what I know now is a very common thought that…

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It’s a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World

When I was 9 years old and living in the middle of Midwestern America, taking a weekly bath and eating Swanson TV dinners while my mother toiled away in graduate school, the blockbuster movie of the year was It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. This 1963 American comedy was produced and directed by Stanley Kramer and starred Spencer Tracy and the best known comedians of that era including Milton Berle, Sid Caesar, Buddy Hackett,…

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Proof of Life

As I have mentioned, I am going through the process of applying for dual citizenship from Italy by virtue of my father’s birthright as an Italian citizen. I am doing this for myself and my youngest son, Thomas, who really prompted the process. To do this we have to go through what is called a judicial review process and that requires a whole lot of documentation. The company I am using to do this is…

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Under the Influence

The other day, Kim and I came to the realization that we had absolutely nothing planned for this weekend. Kim had no shows or show rehearsals. Due to school-ending season, most of the movies out in the market are kids movies. There were no neighborhood events. Nothing, not even necessary shopping chores. My daughter and her brood arrive next weekend and our dance card will be actively filled for a month with activities and lots…

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Business Advice Fiction/Humor Memoir

A Crisp White Shirt

At various times, the classic white shirt has been denigrated as stodgy and yet used repeatedly by cool dudes with the top few buttons open to exemplify the height of refined male couture. When I went to work in NYC after business school in 1976, the white shirt was more the former than the latter. It was legendary that if you worked at IBM you had no choice, you had to wear a white shirt…

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Compressionable

I understand that to some people, writing a blog is extremely self-absorbed. There is truth to this to be sure. I have said many times that I write for myself and if others choose to read it and find interest in it, so be it. I do not focus on my readership statistics despite every effort by my blogging service to tell me who is reading me and how much they are reading me. Recently…

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Micro-Fees

The other day, while talking to my friend Steven on the phone, he asked me if I was doing OK financially. It was an unusual comment, especially from someone who used to work for me for many years. I didn’t take offense at the question and gave my usual litany of things that have drained money from my wealth over the years, but I basically responded that I was doing just fine. That is the…

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