Uluru Rises In the land of the Anagus where Uluru rises, the wise man is king. And among the Anagus, wisdom can only come with age. The problem was that to the best of anyone’s knowledge, both Reggie and Rolli were borne on the same day. Reggie was born in the area of Uluru. When asked his age he produces from his pocket a small piece of yellowing paper which says, “Birthdate: August 17, 1945”.…
The Boy on the Bookshelf There was a time when my life was all about collecting tombstones. My Wall Street friends know what I mean, but for the rest of you that think I have some morbid adolescent taste for collecting grave markers, tombstones are those little Lucite mementos that are given out by investment bankers to memorialize a deal. When you realize that investment bankers don’t create anything tangible, you can better understand their…
Where Did the Time Go? It was only 11:00am in New York and the entire Saturday loomed ahead of Sean to do with as he pleased. He had come from Edinburgh, Scotland, where it was 4:00pm and folks were getting ready for their night out and on the town. Sean wasn’t quite sure if he was done with the day or ready to take it on. He was not new to foreign travel so jet…
The Friday Factor It has been a long week. It is almost always a long week. It is a simple fact of life that human being must break up their time on this earth into manageable bites of time. Decades for a career path, years for a marriage, months for a school term, weeks for a task, etc., etc. My favorite GEICO ad is the hump day ad. Someone has decided that the week needs…
A Croc and Ball Story Last year, at my wife’s urging, I wrote a book about her dog, Cecil. The book is 80 pages long, is called Eat Play Poop, and is about the good fortune of one rescue dog who landed in the lap of luxury, as told from the perspective of the unbelieving husband. I won’t claim that the book is a page-turner, but I enjoyed writing it since the entire experience of…
iPad Espionage September 4, 2018 – Memphis, TN (AP) – Today the Department of Homeland Security announced that it had confiscated and was holding for investigation, an iPad Pro that had been traveling globally through the FedEx system for an indeterminate time for indeterminate purposes. A spokesman for FedEx said, “We just ship and deliver the stuff.” A DHS official who preferred not to be identified said, “This iPad was suspicious in its origin, purpose,…