Fiction/Humor

The Prophet of Park Avenue

The Prophet of Park Avenue Russ was a high flyer. He had navigated the corridors of power on Wall Street with great aplomb. He had been at the bank for seventeen years, had had only one misstep from which he had recovered, and was back on the rocket path to the Management Committee of the bank. He had recently been given the assignment to run the Global Private Banking business, which was a large sprawling…

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The Last of the Naga

The Last of the Naga Naga Sadhu Prasad lives in Lohajung in Uttarakhand Province in the shadow of Nanda Devi.  He was once a Royal soldier in Delhi but he now lives in a small, but relatively dry cave and for the past 30 years has focused his mind on his reflections as a Naga Sadhu for his small community, providing spiritual counseling and guidance for those who seek it.  His life is all about…

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Uluru Rises

Uluru Rises In the land of the Anagus where Uluru rises, the wise man is king. And among the Anagus, wisdom can only come with age. The problem was that to the best of anyone’s knowledge, both Reggie and Rolli were borne on the same day. Reggie was born in the area of Uluru. When asked his age he produces from his pocket a small piece of yellowing paper which says, “Birthdate: August 17, 1945”.…

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The Boy on the Bookshelf

The Boy on the Bookshelf There was a time when my life was all about collecting tombstones.  My Wall Street friends know what I mean, but for the rest of you that think I have some morbid adolescent taste for collecting grave markers, tombstones are those little Lucite mementos that are given out by investment bankers to memorialize a deal.  When you realize that investment bankers don’t create anything tangible, you can better understand their…

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A Croc and Ball Story

A Croc and Ball Story Last year, at my wife’s urging, I wrote a book about her dog, Cecil.  The book is 80 pages long, is called Eat Play Poop, and is about the good fortune of one rescue dog who landed in the lap of luxury, as told from the perspective of the unbelieving husband.  I won’t claim that the book is a page-turner, but I enjoyed writing it since the entire experience of…

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IPad Espionage

iPad Espionage September 4, 2018 – Memphis, TN (AP) – Today the Department of Homeland Security announced that it had confiscated and was holding for investigation, an iPad Pro that had been traveling globally through the FedEx system for an indeterminate time for indeterminate purposes.  A spokesman for FedEx said, “We just ship and deliver the stuff.”  A DHS official who preferred not to be identified said, “This iPad was suspicious in its origin, purpose,…

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