Fiction/Humor Memoir

Sleeping is for Kids

Sleeping is for Kids I’m on yet another intercontinental flight tonight. And guess what I’m doing? That’s right, I’m not sleeping. I am on a Delta Boeing 767-300 that departed JFK at 4:28 pm and is landing at Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam at 5:20 am local time. That’s a 6:39 minute flight covering 3,214 miles. I’m in seat 2A in business class. There are no first class seats. Only Emirates and Singapore and the like…

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Fiction/Humor Politics

The Kuomintang Candidate

The Kuomintang Candidate           Richard was a young adventurer who wanted to see the world now that he had missed the greatest event of the century, World War II.  He had been too young to enlist and then it ended with the flow of other young men returning with stories that he could never formulate based on his own lack of experiences.  Richard wanted to be a writer.  He was trying to form his own…

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Body of Evidence

Body of Evidence           Charlie had always been a big man.  In fact, he had been a big youth and a big child.  He never completely understood where it all came from since his mother was 5’4” and came from sturdy Eastern European stock that was certainly broad, but not particularly tall.  His father was a tall man for his era at 6’0” and narrow of hip and overall physique.  Somehow that genetic combination yielded…

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Trash Talk

Trash Talk           I think its fair to suggest that the era of telephone land lines, an important part of our communications network for 100-125 years, is dead.  The growth of land-lines pretty much happened in the normal exponential curve that can be seen for any new technological innovation.  It began with the Bell patent in 1876, grew to a few million installed lines in 1905, got nationalized as a strategic asset by the government…

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Shhhhhh-owa

Shhhhhh-owa           One of the funniest comedy bits ever produced was the 2,000-Year-Old Man by Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner.  I can repeat a number o the lines from that riff that always make me laugh.  None makes me laugh louder that the one where Reiner (the interviewer) ask Brooks (the 2,000-year-old man) if they had language 2,000 years ago.  He says they certainly did, so Reiner follows-up by asking how language came about.  Brooks…

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Money Matters

Money Matters           That old expression, “I hate it when that happens” comes to mind whenever I find myself thinking of money.  It’s funny, I made a career out of running and building large money management businesses (Bankers Trust Private Banking, Deutsche Asset Management, Bear Stearns Asset Management) and yet I have little or no respect for money.  Wow, that seems like a big disconnect, but I would argue that the experience of running money…

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The Gulf Between Us

The Gulf Between Us           Chuck wanted desperately to make this deal happen in Qatar.  There were many good reasons for that, but none was better than the fact that seeing this groundbreaking technology advanced and even accelerated by the funding only a wealth pool like the Qataris could resource was the best of them.  Everyone thought Chuck was all about making money and a casual observer would be justified in that thought, but someone…

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Lip-Synch

Lip-Synch Dave was partially of Italian descent and thus had more or less olive skin. He wasn’t swarthy looking, but he generally took sun well. That meant that he tanned easily and wasn’t prone to sunburns. He had had a sunburn or two during his life, but not often and not easily. He used protective lotion, but only if we going out to sunbath or it was particularly hot. He was not a lather-up-rain-or-shine kind…

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The House

The House Janice sat at the kitchen table sipping her coffee and watching the morning news on the secret drop-down flat-screen TV she had installed in the kitchen cabinet when she renovated the kitchen last year. It was her dream kitchen repeat with six-burner cooktop, twin dishwashers for party clean-up and a full beverage center with wine cooler and beer/soda cooler drawers. It was accented in her favorite color, fire-engine red, and had a mosaic…

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The Emerald Iguana

The Emerald Iguana I manage to find some interesting places to stay when we travel. On a recent trip to Santa Fe I found this place called The Inn of the Five Graces. When we arrived it was a challenge to feel impressed since it was on a small side street and the rooms were spread across the street such that the bellman had to to walk us over to our room looking both ways.…

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