Fiction/Humor

Does Dying Really Hurt?

Does Dying Really Hurt? Lawrence stood well over four feet tall. That was his protective armor against a world that enjoyed denigrating people over physical attributes like height, over which people had very little governance. If he had said he was well over five feet tall, that would have been defensive and not at all funny. If he had noted that he was proud to be a short person he would have sounded both defensive…

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Fiction/Humor Politics

A Confederacy of Trumpsters

A Confederacy of Trumpsters I’m hoping that John Kennedy Toole does not roll over in his grave with my borrowing a few words from his posthumous Pulitzer-Prize-Winning work of fiction (one of only four posthumous awards in over one hundred years). I can’t help myself with this title, it came to me tonight as I’ve been listening to the latest shenanigans of the Ukraine-based Impeachment Inquiries in the U.S. House of Representatives. Even Lindsey Graham…

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Fiction/Humor Politics

When is a Lie Not a Lie?

When is a Lie Not a Lie? I’m sure that some of you will LOL about this, but I really do try not to write every blog story about how outraged I am about Donald Trump and the gang of Republican lawmakers and administration cronies that continue to stand up for the man. Today the situation has yet again shifted. As the parade of credible, patriotic career diplomats and intelligence professionals gets longer and longer…

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Fiction/Humor Retirement

A Chill in the Air

The Chill in the Air            As I walked my 200 steps to work today, I was reminded that the winds in lower Manhattan get pretty crazy through the canyons of buildings.  It is pretty much windy all year long, but today it was windy with a distinct chill of the impending season.  It was sunny and the sky was blue, like waking up in the Dolomites or Alps in the morning, but the Weather…

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Fiction/Humor Memoir

Buttered Rubber

Buttered Rubber           I’ve never been much of a seafood fan.  I have found myself in plenty of situations over the years where it was impossible to avoid eating seafood.  Obviously, there is seafood and there is fishy seafood.  I’ve enjoyed plenty of shrimp cocktail, fish & chips, Haddock fish sticks, Fillet-o-Fish sandwiches, crab cakes and even an occasional light, white broiled sole or swordfish or other flaky fish.  What I steadfastly avoid is oily…

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Fiction/Humor Memoir

Why Don’t He Write?

Why Don’t He Write? We all remember Dances With Wolves, that wonderful Kevin Costner epic about life on the plains for a post-Civil-War soldier who befriends the local Indian tribe and realizes that they are better people than most western settlers he knows. Costner gets to his lonely and desolate frontier fort by means of a buggy ride from a noxious frontiersman who eats pickled eggs and farts loudly. He has one great line as…

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Fiction/Humor Love

I Think I’m Going to Cry Again

I Think I’m Going to Cry Again     Kim and I enjoy watching Michael Douglas and Akan Arkin in The Kominsky Method on Netflix.  They are Hollywood friends of a certain age even though Arkin is 85 and Douglas is ten years younger.  I am ten years younger again than Douglas, but I find this show hilarious.  Maybe that’s because it’s written by Chuck Lorre, creator of The Big Bang Theory, and a man of…

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Fiction/Humor Love

On My Sleeve

On My Sleeve            It is said by Shakespeare that Iago, Othello’s less-than-faithful servant, wears his feelings on his sleeve. We all know what a crafty fellow Iago was, so it seems somewhat like a head-fake to think that he would be so obvious. And long before that, the Roman army, which strongly discouraged its legionnaires from marrying (presumably for fear that they would go less than all-out if they had something to lose), allowed…

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Fiction/Humor Memoir

Constable Osman Almost Gets a Promotion

Constable Osman Almost Gets a Promotion It was 7:00am on the first Sunday in October and Constable Osman of the Trafik Polisi Turkiye, Güneybatı Bölümü (Southwest District – covering the provinces of Izmir, Aydin and Muğla) woke up with a big headache. October was make or break month for his promotion to Sergeant and he really needed the extra 750 TL per month the promotion would give him since his wife was expecting a new…

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Fiction/Humor Memoir

The Angel’s Trumpet

The Angel’s Trumpet The best part about traveling with a diverse group of people is all the interesting tidbits of valuable information you gather along the way. Today was no exception even though one is reminded that it’s important to be discerning in what one chooses to believe or not. Mr. Ripley had it right when he collected his curios from around the world. It may not matter sometimes whether it’s true or not, but…

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