Fiction/Humor Memoir

Strange Dreams

Strange Dreams Like most people, if I do dream every night, I only remember those dreams once in a while, usually when I wake up in the middle of one. I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about or trying to analyze my dreams, but last night my little Buddy who gets very grumpy when he is awoken, woke himself up and started growling loudly enough to woke me at about 3am. Sure enough,…

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Life in Reverse

Life in Reverse My friend Tom is on the road north and will, within a month or so, land back at his starting place in Australia. He is the son of two Czechoslovak parents who left the country as the Communists took over with Soviet assistance in 1948. They left with their two young sons via Italy and eventually landed in Perth, Australia in a refugee camp. It was there that Tom was born into…

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Turning Thirty

Turning Thirty Today is my youngest son’s birthday. He was born in 1995, so he is technically turning twenty nine today, but as we all know, that means he is starting his thirtieth year. I don’t know how much of a milestone that feels like to him, but it feels a bit like a milestone to me. Thomas was born in the middle of the decade of endless possibilities to me. I started the Nineties…

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Death on the Hilltop

Death on the Hilltop No, no one has died…yet. Last night I got a strange email from someone I didn’t know. It began, “I haven’t met you yet, but I have been living in the neighborhood since 2013.” It was from a woman who claimed to be in our neighborhood and who was forwarding an email that had been sent a few weeks ago by her husband. It went on to say, “My husband realized…

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What’s Up Tiger Lily?

What’s Up Tiger Lily? Kim is not a fan of Woody Allen. That is mostly a position she has taken due to his personal life choices, like marrying his wife’s adopted daughter, Soon-Yi. One might think she would get over it as Woody and Soon-Yi have now been married for over 30 years, but I guess once a child molester to her, always a child molester. I, on the other hand, always think of Woody…

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Burn, Baby, Burn

Burn, Baby, Burn Like every other homeowner in the western United States, I am going through a crisis of homeowner’s insurance. I know I am not alone and, in fact, the rising tide of catastrophic losses from natural disasters combined with the escalation in the value of homes and the replacement cost of homes have all contributed to a steep rise in the cost of homeowner protection insurance. I often quote my friend Joe, who…

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Being Predictable

Being Predictable On Sunday we went to the San Diego County Fair, ostensibly to watch Kim perform with her vocal group, but really because who doesn’t like an old fashioned county fair? I was not part of the 4H crowd like my friend Frank. He was a real farm boy who drove tractors and kept chickens to sell the eggs. For him, going to the county fair was like the culmination of all the hard…

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