Fiction/Humor Memoir

Playing Chicken

Playing Chicken As the seasons change and cooler weather is starting to get interspersed with the normally warm days, my back hillside work is grinding to a halt. It is leaving a definite gap in my daily activities which I am not so ready to abandon just yet. Well, that led to my buying an eight-foot tall chicken. Sounds logical, right? It did to me anyway and I ordered up this huge metal sculpture for…

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Business Advice Fiction/Humor

Treat Arbitrage

Treat Arbitrage Kim and I spend a lot of time commenting to each other about Betty. Try as we might, we are not fully able to understand what floats Betty’s boat other than the immediate gratification of as much food as she can possibly eat. Indeed, there seem to be no limits to how much she thinks she can eat and is apparently stuck in that mindset of deprivation which probably defined most of her…

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Fiction/Humor Memoir

Mixing & Matching

Mixing & Matching Today I went to the local CVS Pharmacy to get my COVID-19 booster shot. Just yesterday the CDC had followed up on the FDA’s prior day approval of the Moderna and J&J booster shot and added the ability (maybe even as much as a suggestion) that we were allowed to mix and match vaccine manufacturers. I tend to think this was mostly done for the people who had gotten the one-shot J&J…

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Fiction/Humor Memoir

Stuffed

Stuffed I have just spent the last half hour listening to my lovely Kim writhing in agony after having eaten some tuna fish with low-fat mayonnaise. Kim is trying to get back on her feed, so to speak, after gastric bypass surgery. I know it is still early days (her surgery was three weeks ago today), but she seems to be having a tough time of getting her GI system back into some semblance of…

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Fiction/Humor

The Shifting Wind

The Shifting Wind Do you remember Mary Poppins? In case you don’t, she blows in on the East Wind and when its time to leave she blows out on the West Wind. I’m not altogether sure what the East and West designations means but I remember what Burt the chimney sweep has to say about it. He says, “winds in the east, mist coming in, like somethin’ is brewin’ and bout to begin…can’t put me…

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Fiction/Humor Memoir

Forced to Fly

Forced to Fly I find myself in a most unusual place. Two years ago, when planning a motorcycle ride to Spain, I had the brilliant idea of buying business class seats through a specialized third-party vendor who promoted being able to offer business and first class seats far cheaper than otherwise available. That was appealing to me because when we fly internationally, we pretty much insist on going business class (our size being a significant…

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Fiction/Humor Politics

In the Land of Nod

In the Land of Nod Somewhere along the way in my education, I always thought of the Land of Nod as being in the state of sleep and drowsiness, referring to that haziness that occurs when we traverse the land of wakefulness into deep sleep. The reference seemed onomatopoetically appropriate since it envisioned someone’s head nodding off into slumber, but just barely such that there was still borderline consciousness. It is in that moment when…

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