Fiction/Humor Memoir

The Aftermath

The Aftermath We had 25 for Christmas dinner yesterday. We were supposed to be 29, but due to a touch of child illness, we were down 4 soldiers. Every one of those attendees is a member of our immediate family and their significant others. 7 have Kim’s blood. 8 have my blood. That means 10 are significant others of those 15. If we literally had all of my and Kim’s blood relatives and others, we…

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Fiction/Humor Memoir

Ho Ho Ho, Motherfucker

Ho Ho Ho, Motherfucker Most of you will remember that line from what some consider to be the best Christmas movie of all time, the classic Bruce Willis Die Hard. The original was made in 1988 based on the novel Nothing Lasts Forever, written in 1979. Well, the Die Hard series tried to disprove that with no less than four sequels, Die Hard 2 (1990), Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995), Live Free or Die…

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Lifetime Buddy

Lifetime Buddy About twenty years ago when Dustin Hoffman was 67 years old, I happened to hear him speak about one of the films he had just made. Perhaps it was Runaway Jury or Finding Neverland, but the point is that he was invited to talk about the film at the New York Director’s Guild Theater on 57th Street. I was a member of a DG Film Club that regularly heard from actors, directors and…

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It’s Always Sunny in San Diego

It’s Always Sunny in San Diego Life is temporarily back to normal around the hilltop. We are in between travels and yet still ten days until the Christmas hordes descend upon us. The decorations are 100% up outdoors and 95% done in the house, so we are as ready as we are going to be. The present wrapping is well advanced thanks to Kim and Melisa dedicating much of yesterday to the task. I too…

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Fiction/Humor Memoir

The Mail

The Mail The movie The Postman, starring Kevin Costner, got broadly dissed when it was released. That was in 1997 and looking at its IMDb Metascore of 29, I think its fair to say that it also hasn’t aged particularly well. Nonetheless, I’m, generally a fan of Costner’s and I really quite like the movie. I think what I like most about the movie is what it says about civilization as we know it. It…

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Memoir

Das Boat

Das Boat Narrative nonfiction is a particularly pleasing form of writing to me. Many people would agree that there are more than enough true stories to fill our imaginations and that we don’t need fiction to lift our hearts. I have never been particularly good at writing fiction. I don’t think its a lack of imagination, but rather a lack of interest in factionalizing from scratch. I have been known to embellish a story to…

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Fiction/Humor Memoir

Breaking Bad

Breaking Bad I am fifteen years behind in finally watching Breaking Bad, but I have now done it over the past few weeks and I see what all the fuss was about since it was a riveting series. I am a big fan of strong titling and I must admit that this title always intrigued me because it was never clear form the outside exactly what it meant. The implication was that someone (presumably Walter…

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Business Advice Memoir

The McRib Mystery

The McRib Mystery I first met McDonalds in 1961 in Madison, Wisconsin, where they had been present since 1957. There were only 150 McDonalds outlets then and they were mostly in the Midwest given Ray Kroc’s home in the suburbs of Chicago. Of course, as most of us know, the franchise actual began in San Bernardino, California where the McDonald brothers first set up shop. I distinctly remember going to McDonalds with my mother and…

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