Memoir Politics

Leaving the Malvinas Behind

We are cruising back towards the mainland of Argentina today. If we went east we would likely not hit anything until the beaches of Perth, Australia. That part of the planet between the Atlantic and Indian oceans never gets much play (except when a Malaysian airliner disappears there). I learned that the Malvinas sit at 52 South Latitude, which compares in the northern hemisphere to the Latitude of London, which sits at 52 North Latitude.…

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Fiction/Humor Memoir

Penguins on Parade

We have determined that the natural wonders we are experiencing on this trip are its highlights, and nothing is more interesting in nature than the wildlife that inhabits it. Our most memorable part of riding through Tierra el Fuego Park was happening on a not-so-wild brown fox that was busy scamming the tourists for food. I’ve seen many a dog that looked just like that fox, but few dogs can draw tourist attention the way…

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Memoir

The Bucolic Life

A common thought I keep turning over in my mind since we left Valparaiso is why people would choose to live in Puerto Montt or Punta Arenas or Ushuaia or, now, Port Stanley in the Falkland Islands. I understand the general argument that everybody has to live somewhere and even that some people prefer wide open spaces to urban or even suburban over-crowding, but isn’t man a gregarious beast by nature and doesn’t isolation feel…

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Love Memoir

Rounding the Cape

The town of Ushuaia, which calls itself the end of the world (Fin del Mondo) has its origins as a penal colony. This follows in the tradition of many countries that sent the most desperate prisoners for incarceration to lands as distant as they could find at the borders of or beyond the reaches of their boundaries. One of my favorite movies has always been Papillon, starring Dustin Hoffman, and Steve McQueen as French prisoners…

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Fiction/Humor Memoir

The Way of the Viking

This is the fourth time we have taken a cruise on Viking. Three of those times have been on ocean cruises where one was on a river cruise. If you look at the map, we started with a river cruise in Eastern Europe doing the Blue Danube run from Budapest to Nuremberg. Then we did the Baltic Cruise starting in Iceland and going from Stockholm to St. Petersburg and back to Denmark, hitting Finland, Estonia,…

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Fiction/Humor

The Beagle Bungle

One of the busiest and most diversely demanding jobs on this ship is clearly that of the client service officer. To begin with, imagine that guy on the Progressive commercials who has the job of training people not to act like and turn into their parents. Whoever invented that commercial deserves an all-time achievement award for understanding the modern human psyche of aging and general human nature. What that person probably doesn’t even realize is…

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Memoir

Isla Hornos – Special –

When I signed up for this cruise, I knew I would be saying to people that it was sailing around Cape Horn, but I didn’t really know what that meant in detail. As this cruise has progressed, I spent more time looking at the map, familiarizing myself with the Chilean Tierra del Fuego Archipelago, and still, I wasn’t sure what sailing around Cape Horn meant. I did figure that after leaving Ushuaia and before heading…

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Memoir

The Edge of the World

As much as it may sound like I’m about to go off on another liberal rant about the destruction of all we know and hold dear, this is not a story about Donald Trump or even Elon Musk, as much as they each fully deserve every disapprobation any of us can muster. One of the unexpected pleasures of being on this cruise is that, despite Viking Live TV having all the news services from Fox…

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Time Well Spent

I am sitting in the World Cafe of the Viking Jupiter Ocean Liner as we steam our way through the fjords of Southern Chile towards Punta Arenas, our last stop on our Chile train. We will arrive there tomorrow morning as we wend our way through this complex archipelago of Southern Chile, dipping in and out of the Pacific Ocean as the width of the passages requires. The good news for us neophytes at this…

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Memoir Politics

Fjord v. Ferrari

Today was about the largest national park in Chile called Vicente Perez Rosalez Parque in honor of the Chilean who turned this remote area into a well-known tourism and agricultural zone. It was supposed to be a sunny day that was going to stay cool in the 50s for most of the day, but the weather gods had a different idea and as we tried to board the tender from the ship into the port…

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